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Chronglius 

The biggest of ape brains. Describes the dumbest of people. Or someone that is off the goop
Friend: "I think I'm a dumff." You, "Damn man you went full fucking chronglius there."
Chronglius by bryan.jpg January 13, 2019
Words you can keep
Chonglish is a spoken English by the Korean people with Korean accent.

It is a mixed word of Choson Dynasty that is an original kingdom of the Korean peninsula and English.
I speak Chonglish, because I am proud to be a Koran.
Chonglish by Koreanist June 10, 2005
the Chonglish
(n), (plural)
people living or staying in Chongland(s)
The Chonglish stole my name and used it for evil.
Chonglish by Shineya Chong September 24, 2005

Crunglius 

An absolute buffoon, a being of pure idiocy. Used as an insult that should leave your opponent with the confused status for about 5.6 seconds.
Alex: Yo, you see Justin?
Alyster: Yeah, why?
Alex: Cause that mofucka a real crunglius.
Crunglius by Berserk_h October 19, 2020

chronolistically 

Chronolistically represents time but not necessarily the passing of time, or the presence of time but, not in a chronological order. It represents an expanse of time but not in chronological order or with any logic. Eng. adv.
Chronolistically my friends think I’m full of it but, this has happened over a period of time and not necessarily all at once or chronologically. There is no logic to it; I just have dumb friends, chronolistically speaking.
chronolistically by Brown, MD. November 16, 2023
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