A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.
by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017
One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.
by SPC_Close24 March 01, 2011