A slow as fuck mother fucker who is fat. These types of people are called crunchy of their overweight personality.
by ImACrispyBoy2 November 16, 2017
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One crunchy boy is a meme, and the ”One crunchy boy” is an Apple, because an apples peel is very crunchy.
WHO WOULD WIN? PLEB WITH 10+ EXPERIENCE AND £60,000 IN DEBT VS ONE CRUNCHY BOY
by DaBaconMan March 31, 2018
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A fair skinned male who puts so much gel into his hair that if you press on it, it wil sound like bitting into a kettle cooked chip.
Crunchy white boys are the type of guys in the begining of the axe styling product commercials.
by SPC_Close24 March 1, 2011
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