Crumnut

A Peng Warburtons crumpet with Nutella on top which fills the holes in the crumpet meaning it seeps through to the base of the crum

I love a good crumnut

Crumnut by Crumnut March 26, 2018

back alley crumbnut 

Covering your penis and balls with molasses then pour enough cat litter on top so that molasses isn't visible anymore, and proceed to have anal sex with your partner.

"Whoa, I'm still cleaning up after last night. Brad gave me a back alley crumbnut and I'm still finding kitty litter all over!"

back alley crumbnut by Dr. Scandalicious/Tara H. January 19, 2009

cumnut

an insult, or another word to spell while playing scrabble.

shut up your mouth ya fuckin cumnut.

cumnut by cutieMcSlut December 4, 2004

Cumnut

A cumnut is the process of going to someones house in order to receive peanuts, almonds, cashews, etc.

Hey Jeremy, wanna cumnut in me right now?

Cumnut by Chromnombomb June 29, 2019

cumnut

The process of licking semen off of a males testicles

stevens and smith after school cumnut

cumnut by Lacocka December 21, 2008

CrumButt 

When you girl been eatin too many cookies in the bed and you start bonin her and she get the crumbs in her snatch.

Bert- Ay which mofo finished all the oreos?
Ernie- I know your asian ass did cause i had crumbutt all last night

CrumButt by Earnie Monster December 22, 2010

Crumpnut 

A person who is lame or does something unfavorable

David: I do be simping for Diane.
Josh: God, you’re such a crumpnut

Crumpnut by Momo’s third cousin May 17, 2020