3 definitions by Momo’s third cousin

Butter Sock

A weapon consisting of a tube sock and butter sticks. Preferably used during a fit of anger.

Daniel: “Carl, what are you holding?”
Carl: “Daniel, this here is a butter sock. I’m about to head over to Chet’s, I have a bone to pick.”

A person who is lame or does something unfavorable

David: I do be simping for Diane.
Josh: God, you’re such a crumpnut

It’s breakfast for people who can’t say it right.

Abby: “Hey Parker, what’d you have for brefix?”
Parker: “Eggs, bacon, the souls of children.. the usual.”