Crumifie

When you make crumbs in your pringles or any crips by using your hand,or any crushing object

Niall:hey Matthew haev you crumifie those pringles yet.
Matthew: no my hands are too dirty I don't want to ruin my pringles

by butt monkey man November 15, 2019

Crucified

When one gets so drunk on a Friday night that they disappear from public life and then reemerge on the third day.

-Where have you been? I haven't seen you in like three days.
-Man, I got fucking crucified on Friday. I didn't leave my bed for the rest of the weekend.

by Vabe January 15, 2021

the crucifier

also called "the crucifier'. it is a sinful and hellish sexual act where a women is tyed to a cross in bed and a man has his way with her

man i cant believe i watched that mexican porno last night in one part the dude pulled the crucifier on her

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS August 1, 2009

Crucified Barbara

All-girl heavy metal band from Sweden.

They fucking rule, period. Mia Coldheart is the best female gutiarist ever!

Crucified Barbara's debut album, In Distortion We Trust, came out in 2005. Go listen to it!

by SomeBadJOKE June 5, 2007

crucified

someone that is an ugly ass mothafucka. this person is the most horrendous looking human you have ever seen. if you see someone that is an ugly ass mofo and makes you think “whaddafuck is this creature?” they are crucified.

yo that bih be crucified as hell

by sillyswan22420 November 17, 2021

crucified by bisexuals

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals

John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals

by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023

getting Crucified

The act where a woman is taken to a cheap hotel from the bar after shes had to many drinks, the woman is tied to each bedpost and sexified up. Once she passes out, the man procedes to poo on her chest and then lift the bed onto two legs so the woman is vertical facing the door. The door to the hotel is then left open and the man leaves.

Man: did you see Conors mom getting crucified?!
Woman: I already crucified his girlfriend!

by [e-mail] March 3, 2010