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Crumbleton 

Someone. You don't really know who they are, they just showed up to your party/discord server without an invite. Nobody really wants them to leave either so they just silently exist, watching everything.
"Who the hell is Tatakaii?"
"What a Crumbleton indeed"
Crumbleton by CorgiAhn May 16, 2023

Crumbledome 

Ibrox Park home of Rangers Fc.
Rangers very public fall from grace has resulted in the once proud Club being reduced to a pile of rubble by years of mis management and denial.
Will the Crumbledome be open next week?
Will the Crumbledome be sold off after the tax case?

crumblette 

(noun) : a fragment, especially of something baked (as bread), that is too small to be picked up by pinching between the finger and thumb; a crumb of a crumb
Please wipe the crumblettes off the table.

Person 1: Could someone get me a towel? These crumbs are too small to be picked by pinching them between my finger and thumb.
Person 2: Sure, I'll get you a towel to wipe up those crumblettes.

Crumbletin

Crumbletin ate a pie.
Crumbletin creamed an eye.
Crumbletin made me cry.
Crumbletin left to die.

Crumble is the man you rapes your daughter.
Tin is the woman who chops your son's balls off.
ee i ee i oh penis cakes crumbletin
Crumbletin by dj lance July 11, 2011

Crumbledore 

Crumbledore, the high court wizard.

Often confused with a crumbling door or related to the crossbreed between a raccoon and an owl.
Oh mighty Crumbledore, what do the high spirits have in order for us today?
Crumbledore by RedFire911 June 23, 2016

Crumblet 

One who is disgustingly persistent.One who has horrible manners and cannot contain themselves.Crumblets always want and never give, they act selfishly in almost all situations. Its is of great insult to be called this.
Nick: yo son you got a cigarette?
Ryan: Yea sure man
Nick: You got a light?
Ryan: Yea man
Nick: You got any gum?
Ryan: Calm down you CRUMBLET!
Crumblet by **RPM** December 8, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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