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apple crumble cunt

1.) an idiot;2.) someone you don't like, a slang word you a garbage person.
Jered: Have you seen that idiot Michel today?
Cullen: Yeah, I don't like him, he's a apple crumble cunt

Crunklecunt 

A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.
That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.
Crunklecunt by G. Smiley January 15, 2011

rumblecunt 

An individual inclined towards fighting and violence. One who is excessively belligerent or bellicose.
Kublai Khan: "Prepare for death, dear subject"
Dying subject: "Screw you, you egregious rumblecunt"
rumblecunt by Zorns_Lemma_ December 3, 2013

crumblebutt 

A rare disease in which your butt crumbles into pieces from being butthurt. There are several stages at stage 5 you will need to operate at stage 9 you will need the iron butt and at stage 11 there's nothing more that can be done for you god have mercy on you soul.
Person one: Have you talked to Josh lately?
Person two: nah, that guys Crumblebutt is like stage 11.
Person one: more like crumbleasshole that fucker can't take a joke.
crumblebutt by Anony45 March 1, 2014