Cruddace 

Adj. to describe one who likes to talk about uncomfortable things, normally involving the molestation of children or period blood baths.

ewwwwww Cruddace is at it again, i swear she actually touches children

Cruddace by HCCH April 22, 2011

cruddance 

"The worst thing", but with more severity and vulgarity.

cf: crapness

Also used as an exclamation, in place of a swear word.

We'll have to get up at 5; but the cruddance is that we won't be seeing a bed again for 48hrs!

Cruddance! I just stepped on a cactus.

cruddance by JWBPhayz July 22, 2009