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If someone is a crozier, they have a deformity on their forehead which makes fluid buildup in the cranium. If someone is found to have Crozier, then they are to be either put into contamination or to be exterminated at all costs.
Most cases seen with Crozier usually have hiv/aids.
Less effective terms of Crozier usually have an addiction to Bn Bn's and Trumpets.
The physical side to the disease crozier isnt always in the forehead, it can also make the skin go a curry shaded colour, and they are usually gay and retarded.
If a person is seen having sex with Frogs then you will also be able to tell if they have Crozier.
"OMG that guy over there, he has Crozier. Look at his BN BN's and trumpet"
crozier by Peg & Rich February 28, 2008

crazier than a fish with titties 

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.
Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

crazier than a shithouse rat 

Insane, disturbed, having no control over one's actions.
That guy wearing the ski parka in August, he's crazier than a shithouse rat, keep away from him.

Crazier than a bessie bug 

A phrase used to describe someone who is being unreasonable or acting crazy. Also used "Bess" or "Betsey"
You're crazier than a Bessie Bug.

crazier than Tom Cruise 

pretty fucking crazy because ever since he started getting old and losing his mind, tom cruiseis totally freakin nuts!!!
guy one : dude, i just saw Pearl Harbor and it was the GREATEST MOVIE EVER
guy two : woah man, you're fuckin' crazier than Tom Cruise

crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse 

Phrase old fuckers used to use to describe really fucked-up seemingly normal people. All bets are off in this situation because now this means the batshit crazy person loses their shit pretty fast and wants to fuck someone up real bad. My advice: run. The short modern version is: crazier than a shithouse rat. The clean version is: crazier than a rat trapped in a tin hen-house, but dont' even use this version around more than three women who are over 30 or they will fold their arms, lower their head a little while glaring at you --like you just offended their pussies.
That Jenkins is "crazier than a rat trapped in a tin shithouse"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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