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midnight crazies 

Wild behavior common with cats late at night who will run from room to room and jump on furniture, often yowling, for no explicable reason.
Angela: What's wrong with Mr. Mittens? Last night he spent an hour racing through my apartment meowing like a banshee.

William: I wouldn't worry, it's probably just the midnight crazies: typical weird feline behavior.
midnight crazies by Medicine Show November 16, 2011

crazier than a fish with titties 

To be extremely crazy. Originates from part 13 of R.kelly's 'trapped in the closet', a epic 22 part 'hip-hopera' saga.
Smoking weed in here tron? that is crazier than a fish with titties!

bath crazies 

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.
We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.
bath crazies by Lon December 27, 2006

Craziness in a Box

A term to describe something hugely exciting. It also describe an expression of surprise such as holy shit! Even if it's a thought that's outside the box, it's crazy enough to go inside of it.
For example:
"Dude I just had an amazing chocolate fudge sunday it was craziness in a box!!!!

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

bloodcunt crazies 

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.
Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.