Croyles

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1(v) the act of conjuring plans in advance, only to cancel them with-in hours of the activity.

2(n) a cancelled plan (that was typically highly desired) in which one side rules over the other.

1) I was excited about our date, but tony Croyles'ed me.

2) We were planning on playing Backghamon, but Sarah pulled a Croyles on us.

Croyles by Ivan Bolivianor November 9, 2007

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Crowles9

A common word or phrase used to describe an overtly sexual gay man who refers to himself as "straight". Someone referred to as a "crowles9" enjoys a sweaty sissy cock, and has no reservations showing the world the inside of his asshole.

that dude is such a crowles9, he probably watches dreamybull.

look at this crowles9, he probably shaved his trundle.

Crowles9 by buffalobill71926 June 26, 2023

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Croyle

A disease of the anus which causes frequent butt explosions and terrible gas. Named after the terrible play of Kansas City Chiefs QB Brodie Croyle.

I've got a bad case of the Croyle. I better go get some some antibiotics.

The Croyle is really causing me to scratch my butt hole a lot.

(Person 1) Dang man you smell like a Yeti. (Person 2)Sorry bro, I've got the Croyle again.

Croyle by Chiefs58 January 2, 2009

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Croyle

A disease of the anus which causes frequent butt explosions and terrible gas. Named after the terrible play of Brodie Croyle.

Croyle by Nate58 January 2, 2009

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Croyle

Getting so mad at your friends for ribbing you that you order an Uber and leave.

Bro we mocked Jim so bad he pulled a Croyle

Croyle by Tbone3153 September 15, 2019

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Amelie Croyle

A fat, ugly piece of crap and cheats on all her boyfriends.

Ugh it's Amelie Croyle

Amelie Croyle by Pysivgirss November 12, 2016

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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