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I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.
That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.
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crowing out 

a synonym for spazzing out or freaking out.

crowing out is an extreme form of spazzing out where you talk so fast and frequently that people don't know what you're saying.
*playing a video game*
Baccam: "Hey scott how did you die?"
Scott: "doia sdomaw k dnkalnd HITREGGGk a,msdadj opwkm sdpoakdm lkwnal TIMINGd asda"
Baccam: Man he's just crowing out.
v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.
crowned by Splinkio December 9, 2003

The Crowing 

1: Claudio in the story by Claudio Sanchez.
2: A song on the album "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" Told from the point of view of Claudio (The Character, or "The Crowing.")
In the song, Claudio wakes up from his dream (covering IRO-Bot, and the first four tracks of IKSSE:3, all of which has actually occurred) and is greeted by Ambellina, one of the Prise, who then explains to him that he is The Crowing, the messiah who brought the only hope to save the earth, and that the Prise wishes her to watch over Claudio.
"The Crowing" is the fifth track on "In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3" as well as the character described in the title.
The Crowing by Katy H December 24, 2008

Crowned-hound 

To be so drunk that all one is capabale of is to smoke more hounds and to drink more crowns.
Well biyz I'm not messing i was like a crowned-hound in the fling last night.

You will never get gowl when you are a crowned-hound.
Crowned-hound by MrSkark December 16, 2005
When watching others have sex in a car, you climb up on the roof and take a dump through the open sunroof. Extra points are awarded if it lands in a cup holder.
Whilst at his favourite dogging site, Rob noticed the open sunroof of the Vauxhall Vectra... a sign the couple inside were willing participants for a good crowing!!
Crowing by Dodgy Foreigner October 20, 2018
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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