v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.
If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.
An alternativename for a Cellular Phone/Mobile Phone. Usually used by fudge packing homosapian radio advertisers who work for a high street mobile phone store such as Car Phone Warehouse.
My mobly only cost £800.00 and its so small it fits up my ass.