Splinkio's definitions

Mobly

An alternative name for a Cellular Phone/Mobile Phone. Usually used by fudge packing homosapian radio advertisers who work for a high street mobile phone store such as Car Phone Warehouse.

My mobly only cost £800.00 and its so small it fits up my ass.

by Splinkio December 7, 2003

crowned

v. To hit/beat someone on the head with a large blunt instrument, usually an iron, or something of similar stature. Usually this action is carried out as a direct result of someone not following specific orders, hence a punishment.

If you do not stop snoring in a minute, I am going to crown you.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003

FatSauce

Lard in a bottle

Hey, I saw you bought that high cholesterol FatSauce, complete with the natural goodness of pure fat.

by Splinkio December 9, 2003

soh

The abbreviation of the phrase "sense of humour". A term used to note the good humoured nature of a person.

Man, your soh fuckin rocks, i nearly pissed my panties

by Splinkio December 7, 2003