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crotchface

What my best friend calls her husbands face when he doesnt shave. when a mans mouth resembles a vagina fighting its way thru all the hair.
"don't even think of getting near me with that nasty ass crotchface! go shave that shit! if i wanted to make out with a vagina,i sure as shit wouldnt be married to you!" she said to him.
crotchface by CRUEFAN March 14, 2011

crotchface

(noun) the location on one's body that can be specified as between the crotch and face.
(verb) to occupy the crotchface
guy#1: check out that drunk girl crotchfacing that guy!
guy#2: man, she must have had a lot of wild turkey.
guy#1: yeah, she is ALL UP in his crotchface!
crotchface by Rjew Sap Bucket December 7, 2009

crotchface

one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.
"You're such a crotchface, Lindsay!"
crotchface by twoOHhoe December 13, 2007

crotchface killah 

an awesome blossom, who rocks like a chicken smock. a crotchface killah can usually be found near a lilly rat and always loves you and will never white glove you. occasionally, people will wonder "what's wrong wit yer arms?" but they're ok, crotchface killah's just like other people to steer their cars, or when in the mood to drive they will request that you rest your thumbs. a crotchface killah is fun to eat with because they will make babies out of various dips and never hesitate to put an entire rosie's special on the back of a passed out guy's head.
that crotchface killah is tha shit! look at that sweet lilly rat it's right next to.
crotchface killah by jkillah41782 February 3, 2010

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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