Crotch Weasel 

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

Crotch Weasel by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

crotch weasel 

An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.

"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil

crotch weasel by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 4, 2011

chotch-weasel 

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

chotch-weasel by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010