Crotch Wad 

Remnant semen that leaks from the pussy during the day after having vigorous morning sex.

I was sitting in the break room at lunch and felt a huge crotch wad oozing down my thigh.

Crotch Wad by Eaton Holgoode June 3, 2018

Crotch-waddle 

(usu past tense) slang v. term used to describe any time when one's roommate is having sexual intercourse in one's room and one is sitting in one's hallway leaning on one's door when suddenly the sex-ee (I.e. Random club guy) opens the door which makes one fall back just in time to see the sex-ee pulling up their pants to run out the door,

Lindsay: So I was listening to my jams in the hallway when my room mate screamed, and some guy crotch-waddled me.

Fezz: Mmm, salty...

Crotch-waddle by Fezzum February 26, 2011

Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.

Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?

Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotchwatcher 

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

Crotchwatcher by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

crotchwatching 

To look at crotch to be a pervert.

i went to the tanning salon and was crotchwatching

crotchwatching by nuuvsc May 8, 2007

crotchwaffle 

That particular area located on a woman's anatomy where the legs come together, i.e.- the naughty bits

Dorothy took great delight in shaving her crotchwaffle and then shooting ping-pong balls out of it.

crotchwaffle by Fred Norris March 11, 2003

CrotchWaffle 

Bre, the herpefied mathlete

"Ew. Bre YOU CROTCHWAFFLE"

CrotchWaffle by Crotchwaffle February 28, 2004