crotch snot

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter

dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!

by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003

Crotch Snot

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022

snot crotch

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

snotch crotch

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.

"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

by sweetiethatsadog March 16, 2005

Crotchshot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotchshot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006

crotchsnot

A chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!

Dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear!

by Boobs2184 August 3, 2007