crotch snot 

nasty white stuff that comes out of your pooter

dammit, my panties are just SOAKED with crotch snot!

crotch snot by pooter-face snatch-queen May 14, 2003

Crotch Snot 

The white sticky fluid produced during male ejaculation that consists of prostate fluid, seminal fluid, and sperm.

After seeing the cheerleaders practicing, Adam went home and blew a load of crotch snot over his head.

Crotch Snot by Alexander Lord January 17, 2022

snot crotch 

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

snot crotch by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

snotch crotch 

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.

"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

snotch crotch by sweetiethatsadog March 16, 2005

Crotchshot 

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotchshot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

Crotchshot by kazook April 25, 2006

crotchsnot

A chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!

Dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear!

crotchsnot by Boobs2184 August 3, 2007