crotchsnot

A chic with a nasty vaginitis infection and yeast infection seeping out of her underwear right before you go down on her!

Dude i was totally going to go down on that chic until i saw her crotchsnot seeping through her underwear!

by Boobs2184 August 3, 2007

crotchrotting circle

A small gathering of men. Central is the discussion of tools, power tools, and crotchrot.

Antonym: Crochetting Circle

Dang, man. We better get down to the crotchrotting circle before we miss ragging on crot.

by Bur Selieu December 2, 2004

crotchrot

Happens in hot weather. The crotchal area becomes hot, sweaty and often smelly.

Jeez it was hot yesterday, I got a nasty dose of crotchrot.

by Dusty1 March 21, 2004

crotchspolsion

Spontaneous combustion of an orgasmic nature.

His grin sparked a massive crotchspolsion that ruined my panties.

by Polly P June 27, 2009

crotchrot

The phenomenon of a vagina, labia, or clitoris that smells like a dead trout or maybe even a fart. It's is never pleasant to stick your face in, leaves a stink on your fingers for weeks, and usually leaves a little something in your room/bed sheets for a day or two...or more. Common of soccer and hockey players.

I hate the smell of crotchrot. Close your legs, I'm going to vomit.

by Clutterbuck December 22, 2003

Crotchshot

A variation of the now famous Head Shot.

Player 1: He's in my sights.

Player 2: *hiding* He'll never find me here.

Player 1: *fires* Boom Crotchshot!

Player 2: Fuck.....

by kazook April 25, 2006

crotchrot

If you leave a wet bathing suit on too long, your penis will develop a painful rash

Aw man, this crotchrot is killing me, ill be waddling for the rest of the day.

by George Duffy May 4, 2005