BGE

Best Girlfriend Ever. Buying shoes, renting hotel rooms, trying everything, and being worth it are signs of this girl. Makes big, dumb smiles come into play as often as one thinks about her. These smiles light up entire rooms.

"Sheeit, man, did you just turn on the halogen bulbs again?"
"Nah, dude. Just thought about the BGE. Sorry."

by sweetiethatsadog December 28, 2008

Xu

A really sexy, Asian man; specifically one loved by Amanda S and Lauren W. Usually found in the control room doing audio.

Damn, snotch! Did you see that Xu playing those tunes?

by sweetiethatsadog February 23, 2005

instant sprung

The effect Laur and Mand have on various, sundry people.

Oh my. Check that out. The effect we have is... astounding.

by sweetiethatsadog March 18, 2005

Love

"The most beautiful thing in the world. God's gift to human beings."

This was so not my definition. It was dictated by one who actually seems to be in this warped state of mind.

by sweetiethatsadog February 25, 2007

world series

That time when the Boston Red Sox screwed the Yankees into the ground. That's right, their ass got beat.

Damn it, Sparks, don't wear that Boston sweatshirt! Take it off... slowly and seductively.

by sweetiethatsadog March 02, 2005

snotch crotch

What Xu calls Lauren W and Amanda S. Owow.

"Hey, Laur and Mand! You're a bunch f snotch crotches!

by sweetiethatsadog March 16, 2005

oodly

A term used when one sees a hot girl.

Oodly... did you see that naughty minx who just walked in?

by sweetiethatsadog November 15, 2009