crotch cam

video chat in which the camera is angeled at his/her crotch region.

hey, jamaal, did you see that crotch cam on chatroulette?
yah, shabaaz, that shit was wack.

by darian hadjabadolov July 7, 2010

Crotch Cam

A video/picture shot giving a view of someone's crotch. (Clothed)

"Haha, that video was definitely shot using a crotch cam."

by JANANDREA! March 28, 2009

Crotch Campground

Any extremely obvious boner that shows through one's pants and is usually embarrassing to the one who has it.

Good thing I wore jeans yesterday...it would have been a crotch campground if I didn't!

by lil'Dizz February 8, 2009

Crotch Camping

When a male is in deep sleep facing upwards and has a full erection.

Joe: "Damn, Mike. Looks like Johnny is crotch camping again"

Mike: "Alright let me go get some horseshoes"

by Sweetard April 10, 2009

camaro crotch

Pubic hair where some long hairs up top, but shaved short around the bizness. Favored by white trash.

Cleetus told me his sister cut herself a camaro crotch. And he'd know since he's up in there all the time.

by BubbaZephyr April 28, 2007

camp crotch

The condition of one's "crotchal" area after a significant amount of time camping without showering.

Shew! After 7 days camping in the backcountry, I have serious camp crotch!

by goldbricker July 23, 2015

camel crotch

Another name for "camel Toe" When a females pants are too tight causing her pussy lips to show right through, resembling a camels toe.

Jim: Yo, Sara's got mad camel crotch today! Looks like she buy them pants in the 80's!
Yaw: I know her pootie looks edible!

by Moonie October 24, 2003