Previously unknown person who sneaks in and takes the girl/guy who has recently become available and that you've wanted for years; typically about ten seconds before you're about to make your move.

Who's that crapweasel and why is she making out with him?

Crapweasel by Da Pharaoh January 13, 2009

Related Words

Crap Weasle • Crap Weasel • Cropweasel • Crap Eagle • crapper sled

crapweasel

Rant and rave about the power you have but then can't do anything with it. Blames everyone around him for shoertcomings.

Harry Reid, you are such a crapweasel!

crapweasel by Andy2 December 15, 2007

crapweasel

1. One who skillfully cheats, usually a board games.

2. One who challenges novices to games he has mastered, and beats them, showing no mercy.

Why did you make play that game with you?

I knew I'd win.

YOU CRAPWEASEL!

crapweasel by supercubedude October 21, 2004

crapweasel

Person who use “brick and mortar” stores to try on clothing, check out fit, and get help from store employees with no intention of buying anything there, and then go online and buy the item cheaper. Particular to Northwest Motorcycle community working at a large software company.

I got my Shoei for $120 less from helemtcity.com after i found out that i wear an XL from eastside. i'm such a crapweasel.

crapweasel by noonan January 6, 2005

Cropweasel

This word has a multitude of uses.
1.A weasel of a fellow who will skulk around with disregard for others;
2.As local Bracknell/Ascot slang for something you can't be arsed to do;
3. As something you do not understand.

Try singing short songs containg the word "Cropweasel".

"That guy is such a filthy cropweasel"
"I can't be fucking cropweaseled to do that"
"I can't cropweasel this shit"

Cropweasel by Bracknell Biddle October 17, 2006

Crap Weasle

A person who digs through other peoples crap trying to find something of use, but usually ends up smelling like a pile of dung

"Wow, your child is quite the crap weasle!"

"I caught a crap weasle hanging out in my shitter"

"You smell like a crap weasle

Crap Weasle by GF January 28, 2003

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026