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croakies 

Name for the sunglasses strap first used by contractors, fishermen, golfers, etc, then made popular on college campuses in the south by fraternity guys. Considered by some to be the hallmark of the frat boy, much as the Vera Bradley purse is to the sorority girl.
Sport fisherman: I have croakies for my ray-bans that float in case they fall off in the water.

Frat boy: Me too!

Sport fisherman: The only time you need to worry about them falling off is when youre doing a kegstand.
Two or more friends who constantly hang around you.
Like a ballsack.
These friends typically smell bad/look dirty all the time.
Preppy guy at school: "Look at John. Always hanging with his cronies."

John: "They're hanging with ME."
Cronies by Miley Wilson March 20, 2014
A Group. People of a common interest doing something together.
Your mom has cronies on her feet, or Look at all the trifling runescape Cronies
Cronies by Jake Ive August 31, 2006

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.
Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies
Jew Crankies by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

Mud Crunkies 

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"
No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!
Mud Crunkies by phaz212 December 7, 2009

no cookies for old crankies 

a term for no conutry for old men or someone who is being a brat whome you where going to give something to but now arent.
"if you keep acting that way there will be no cookies for old crankies"