Crockety

Rigid, old and worn

This couch is crockety. We need a new one.

by Wordmaker4TX September 4, 2018

The Davie Crockett

When you proceed to have anal sex with a man/woman while wearing a coon-skin hat.

Chris Hawkins asked Jonathan Gluckner to have sexual relations with him. Jonathan proceeded to place a coon-skin hat upon his head, then slowly penetrated Chris's asshole, thus doing the Davie Crockett.

by Maximus Wilks July 13, 2009

Crocket

The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).

Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!

by Go2 May 10, 2008

Crickety

A person who creaks like an old rocking chair. A person who's body is giving out in random places due to use,injury or age. Term of endearment.

Geez you are very Crickety these days, do you want an aspirin ?

I can't work out, I'm a bit Crickety.

I played golf today, I'm a bit Crickety.

by JGiler August 19, 2014

Tubbs and Crockett

Cocaine.

You trying to get with Tubbs and Crockett later?

by Yabels September 10, 2010

Davey Crockett Hat

a very hairy vaginal area,where the bush continues around the vagina onto the anus and surrounding areas,thus leaving a giant,Davey Crockett hat.
Any questions???

I bet courtney cox has a big davey crockett hat.
some German girls have very nice davey crockett hats

by seacadi67 October 2, 2009

Crockett

The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.

Wow, that guy is straight-up Crockett.

by Crockett1984 March 6, 2009