Crockett

The baddest, most macho, stylish motherfather who ever walked the planet. Detective James "Sonny" Crockett, played by Don Johnson on Miami Vice.

Wow, that guy is straight-up Crockett.

by Crockett1984 March 6, 2009

crockett

a man or kid that has extremely jiggly and big titties

OMG look at that crockett! He's wearing a sports bra!

by jfdksla; May 13, 2008

crockett

An unusualy sluty woman.

"Hey look over at that whore. What a crockett!"

by m dizzle T May 2, 2006

Crockett county

Crockett county Is located in west Tennessee and Is a town where uneducated rednecks and pregnant teenagers flock. No one really knows much about Crockett except for the fact that they had a std outbreak. Juuling is cooling and lipping is dipping in this county.If u see a lip you better have dip. Yee yee bubba

“Did you hear about that freshman that got pregnant?”
“Yea she’s from Crockett county of course!”

by Hillbilly420 December 13, 2018

Crockett-ease

It is a drunken language heard only after a person consumes 50 MGD's and/or copious amounts of G & T's in a 24 hour period. There are only a few skilled and specialized lingisut that can understand it. Although is sounds like jibberish, it is unique to Western Canada.

"Hey, ageaondsdkn aosdnw aof agejs f?!"

"Oh shit! Yo, you're speaking Crockett-ease!"

by Prof of Crockett-ease August 27, 2006

Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.

18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"

by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010

crockett kid

Super radical person who likes Oasis

Liam and Noel Gallagher are THE Crockett kids

by GASPANIC December 9, 2003