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CockSexual 

“Gay men tend to be attracted to everything about a man, the sights, the sounds, the smells, the feet (eiw), the socks (double eiw) and on and on. Everything man, all day, everyday. They want to hold hands with a man, kiss a man and build a life with a man.

Men like my husband are not at all interested in kissing and holding hands and being romantic with a fellow. He cannot even envision it. He has never topped a guy because he does not feel he could maintain an erection to fuck a man. He does, however, love the DICK. The term I made up for this is "cocksexual.” Men who love the cock and the sex part but the male body and appearance is not the same turn on that a female’s body is.

This explains the prevalence of tgirl porn and gloryholes. A woman with a penis. A penis in space with no male body. There’s a rather large and interesting audience of cocksexuals. Why else would porn just show COCK?

I consider myself pansexual, in that I am attracted to men and women and I would have a relationship with anyone of any orientation if I liked that person. I have met very few men like me, although it exists. Men are more about the cock. Kinda turns me on.“
My boyfriend is a cocksexual
CockSexual by CockSexual96 February 22, 2019

Cocksexual Assfaggot 

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!

Clocksexual 

Someone whose sexuality is dependent on the time of day.
“there is no clocksexual“ -Nil
Clocksexual by AmericanNil November 20, 2021

cracksexual

in short, deathly in love with crack
guy 1: dude i can't stop smoking this fucking crack
guy 2: you might be cracksexual
cracksexual by WILLIAAAAAAAAM December 19, 2021

crocsexual 

Loving crocs in a romantic fashion
“I love touching the inside of crocs!”
“Are you crocsexual?”
“Yes!
crocsexual by Jimmyjohn’s 69 November 20, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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