Cristina P 

hot hispanic girl you know you can't compete with. BEAST

guy: hey whos that girl over there *ow* *ow*
girl: oh yeah thats Cristina P, everyone likes her, everyone likes her
guy: i wish i had her

Cristina P by guy November 9, 2004

Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez

A person that I would die for. If you meet this certain someone, you're the luckiest person in the world. Cristina is the kindest, prettiest, and sweetest person in the universe. Consider this meeting for you luckier than a quadruple five-star ten pull! <3

Wow, Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez is sure the best person to exist!

Cristina Angelie Rivera Perez by floyo <3 January 29, 2022

Pulling a Cristina 

The inevitable and recurring pattern of a female guest falling into a deep, sleep induced coma on the couch of her male host. Much to the males frustration and chagrin, this can occur unexpectedly in a number of situations. The guest could for instance choose to pull a Cristina in the middle of a kiss or more traditionally in the midst of a girly sitcom marathon.

Guy 1: Hey how did things go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: I just don't get it man.. Things seemed to be going great then out of nowhere she started pulling a Cristina

Pulling a Cristina by Handocalrizian May 28, 2015

professora cristina 

I WILL SEND YOU ALL TO 107!!! I HAVE NO CLASS MANAGEMENT AND I SUCK AT TEACHING!!!!!

Lately, Ronny has been acting like a professora cristina, I hate him when hes like that.

professora cristina by insidecheesegrater September 25, 2018

Pârvan Cristina 

An English teacher that invented Oceania and likes to talk to Neagu about her life experience and her travels to Ocenia
She likes watching soft porn and enjoys the activities in Oceania. She is also friends with DAVID 9C

A: Have you met Pârvan Cristina
B: She is the coolest person in Oceania

Pârvan Cristina by Miei pula in gura November 28, 2024

Christina Perri 

A talented young singer.
Perri grew up in Pennsylvania, and at the age of sixteen taught herself to play the guitar. At twenty-one, she moved to Los Angeles, and married, but then divorced eighteen months later. She moved back to Pennsylvania, where she wrote "Jar of Hearts", the song that made her famous.
"Jar of Hearts" was featured on "Glee" and "So You Think You Can Dance". It was #28 on Billboard's Hot Digital Songs, and #63 on Billboard's Hot 100, much lower than it deserves.
Her debut album, Lovestrong, came out on May 10, 2011. Its lead single, "Arms", received peaked at #94 on Billboard.
Her songs have been called "depressing", simply because most people are used to listen to crap like LMFAO where the meaning is simply "go out and party and fuck people". Her songs are beautiful, and often have much meaning to them.
She is going to release a song for the movie, "Twilight: Breaking Dawn" titled "A Thousand Years".

Christina Perri's songs are very meaningful, "Arms" is about a fight between her heart and her mind, "Jar of Hearts" is about finally realizing that her ex had been fooling her, "The Lonely" is about a time when she felt simply alone in the world.

Christina Perri by Calla Nightshade October 15, 2011

christina piercing 

A piercing on female genitalia. Located at the tip of the clit, where the two labia meet. The piercing is just for decoration, as it does not boost any sensations during sex.

Babe, there’s a chunk of metal on your vagina. Roger, that’s my christina piercing.

christina piercing by swagmachine1216 September 22, 2021