Cristia 

Cristia is a very sexy girl with an unique name and personality

She is also a little crazy but everyone loves her
Mrr sexy mamacita

My name is Cristia

Cristia by Caca 22 November 22, 2021

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war 

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war — the new way of saying “free white and 21” and “boys will be boys.

This new coinage is attributed to Marjorie Taylor Greene who was describing the antics of 21 year old Air National Guardsman Jack Teixeira. Greene, in fact, praised Teixeira as a hero of the MAGA cause in the tradition of Kyle Rittenhouse.

Teixeira illegally obtained classified and top secret documents and leaked them onto the internet via the Discord chat app.

Well…boys will be boys; and, he was free White and 21 after all. He was just sewing his wild oats while committing both treason and espionage for Jesus.

Green’s coinage has, at its core, the implication that White, male, Christians, who are against financial and military support for Ukraine are an oppressed and endangered group of Americans.

Linguistically, this is another example of new boutique terminology to describe old social and political power dynamics; and the comfortable resurgence of traditional forms of American ignorance which has recently been termed Christian Nationalism.

Jack Teixeira Is White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war; he’s a hero! And, he definitely shouldn’t be prosecuted for illegally obtaining classified and top secret documents; leaking them onto the internet; and, committing acts of both treason and espionage.

White, Male, Christian, and Anti-war by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 15, 2023

Cristali and Zafiro Toon! 

A 20+ year old pedophile who asked a 13 year old girl for nudes. He also traces art and claims it as his own. Plus, in his titles he puts “Sexy” and “Cute”

Omg Cristali and Zafiro Toon! has MLP porn on his walls!

I know right? This pedo and art tracer deserves to go to jail.

Cristali and Zafiro Toon! by Cheese Whizzzz October 9, 2018

Christian Barn Dance 

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.

Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.

Christian Barn Dance by cmpgamer November 8, 2014

christian chim chim 

Park Jimin's stage name in English

Jimin said "Aren't English names always long? Like Christian. How about Christian Chim Chim?"

christian chim chim by JiminIsCuteOkayBye October 19, 2017

Prestonwood Christian Academy

Mr. Lee is underpaid but

"I am underpaid." - Mr. Lee ( teacher at Prestonwood Christian Academy)

Prestonwood Christian Academy by Mr. Lee Phd May 9, 2019

Crista 

Crista is one of the most perfect people u will ever meet. Ik ik no one is perfect but honestly Crista is. She is the sweetest, kindest, awesome, loyal, trustworthy, and thoughtful honest person u will ever meet. If u ever meet a Crista cherish them as much a spossibke. Btw not in a phsyco way. But anyways they are the best. I would because...well let's just say I knew one and she was amazing and I loved her very much. But when she disappears u realize u lost someone so dear that u realize u did not cherish her enough to let her know u love her. Girlfriend, friend, bff, family member especially cherish them as long as u can. Please just do that. That's one thing Cristas will never forget.

What u know a Crista. Wow I wish I knew one they are just seriously perfect.

Crista by Cynthex12 October 18, 2018