Crispy Christ

A prick with the amazing talent of writing song lyrics and at the age of 12 wrote a song that would changed the world for the better.

Gregethina Jr.: Did you hear that new goofy song by Crispy Christ?

Gregethina Jr. the second: Yea I love ‘If I was a dickhead’ !!!

Crispy Christ by ME.💀 March 28, 2023

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Christ crispy treats

rice crispy treats + Jesus! = Christ crispy treats(its that simple people)

A tasty snack that the pope would endorse – if it actually existed. (One can only hope)
Mention of this factitious snack is often used to offend hardcore Christians. It usually backfires on the user however.

Oi! Get your own Christ Crispy treats you friggin heathen!

You could be doing better things right now instead of doing your homework – like eating some Christ crispy treats for example.

Christ crispy treats by Narutard Worshipper August 28, 2008

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Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.

Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.

Crispy Christmas Shower by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012

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chrispy_chris115

chrispy_chris or goes by christopher is a edgy teenager nerd who used to troll femboys/others on social medias he used to play the electric guitar but the kid gave up he goes to discord post edgy ass memes and always act like he's the shit his favorite things to do is play video games, goes to discord to talk to other people and make fun of them hes sometimes nice to other people he also acts weird but just to note that he acts like that hes also a funny guy chris will always be your friend.

i talk to chrispy_chris115 he was kinda funny

chrispy_chris115 by darkKnight39346 July 28, 2022

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America Ferrerra Un`~`Click <Allison Christina Robles> Are An Inch Shorter Cristy Veronica Tejada by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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