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Usually what people say when a moment of cri falls upon them (also related to no u situation).
Katie: Darnell why did u take my car?
Darnell: Criio Katie calm down.
Criio by Johnie Robinette March 16, 2020
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Crimophobia 

The fear of loosing a 5,250$ weapon to a 550$ weapon on the Platform Called ROBLOX, and an experience called "Criminality".
This Phobia will lead to mental disabilities, Such as Depression, PTSD's, Anxiety, and in some very rare cases, The loss of Eye Sight.
If you do not want to have any of these side affects, do not play "Criminality" which is made by a fucking dirt bag of a developer.
I have severe case of Crimophobia, I cannot loose this AK, Grenade launcher kit.
Crimophobia by Phromes July 21, 2021
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Criio • cridiot • crico • Crimo • creio • crii • Criko • criogneh • cripozz • Crito
1. birthplace of the gods. 2. home of the brave.
3. the capital of the region Oltenia (Romania), also known as one of the two less occupied regions in Eastern Europe. the other one is Moldova. because of this, the rest of the Romanians tend to discriminate the residents of these two region. after all, it's just jealousy.
"Those guys who we fought last night kicked our asses. Of course, they were from Craiova."

"If Craiova's football team wasn't ripped off by the LPF mafia, they would have won the European League championship eventualy."
craiova by nea.marin December 8, 2013

cribondle 

noun: someone who never leaves the house, or more aproppriately-apartment.
Alvin was such a cribondle he called Pink-Dot for toilet paper...lame!
cribondle by sandspit September 24, 2007

Criiplos 

A person or thing that is crippled.
You're such a criiplos.
Criiplos by Yester October 6, 2004
A pretty girl that has a caring heart. Is shy at first but once you get to know her she's really nice, funny, and sweet. Also is always there for her friends. She is also wierd at times xD but she is very pretty. Always has a caring side and never gets mad even we she should. Most funny and one of a kind person you will ever meet. But has sensitive side that nobody sees she's been hurt and needs people that care about her to help her smile again <3 smart and one of kind you will never have a friend like her (:
Hey do you know crisol ?

Yea she's a wierd , pretty , and a caring friend

Ya I'm glad I have her as a friend
crisol by ccvvhf January 11, 2014
Spanish Slang for Methamphetamine, Meth, used mostly in Mexico
Vamos a fumar Crico
Crico by Royalicioso May 1, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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