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Crito by Finda biach August 7, 2014
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Chito Hole
A seemingly miraculous break in an otherwise impenetrable line of thunderstorms.
A certain airline dispatcher working for a large regional airline finds a break in the weather that no other living dispatcher can see. It is told through legend that when looking at a radar screen Chito can use his magic vision to sense a hole between storms. When questioned about the accuracy of these weather anomalies he responds “I’m looking at it right now and it looks good”.
A certain airline dispatcher working for a large regional airline finds a break in the weather that no other living dispatcher can see. It is told through legend that when looking at a radar screen Chito can use his magic vision to sense a hole between storms. When questioned about the accuracy of these weather anomalies he responds “I’m looking at it right now and it looks good”.
Chito Hole by Trailerpark1 May 26, 2010
clitorference
clitorference by kerriK December 18, 2010
clitoral lint
The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.
See also: Hood Mites
See also: Hood Mites
<While performing oral sex on his female companion>
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
Guy: *begins spitting as if there were small hairs in his mouth*
Girl: "What's wrong?"
Guy: "You've got enough clitoral lint in here to open a T-shirt factory!"
clitoral lint by Jordan P January 16, 2017
clitorivore
A highly specialized sub-type of carnivore that feeds exclusively on the tender pink love pea.A refined vagivore.
clitorivore by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011
Clitoris
1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
Clitoral Virtuoso
Someone so good at stimulating the clitorus, it is like they are playng a musical instrument with great skill.
His performance was in great demand - he was a virtuoso on the clitorus.
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
The first known reference to the "clitoral virtuoso" in print was in my godfather's book, "Unrequited Self Love".
Clitoral Virtuoso by tallcoolone August 12, 2009
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