Cricut

A machine you but for 200$ that you ATTEMPT to use once and it brakes or doesn't work so you eventually break down and go but the letters and shapes at a hobby store.

Man 1 : Hey have you used a Cricut
Man 2: NO, not successfully, no one has
Man 1: That is cuz they are shit

Cricut by Plasticars September 23, 2018

Cricut

Cricut, a cricket whom had there arms modified to have a rather large sharp knife like claw that could easily pierce through any material. this leading to the name Cricut.

the Cricut started to chase Joe
the Cricut was hunting for its meal
the Cricut was slashing at its victim

Cricut by TheColorMob February 22, 2023

Cricut widow

When you lose your significant other to a Cricut.

Signs your a cricut window:

Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.

Where has his wife been?

Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.

Cricut widow by Paq130 December 30, 2018

Michael Crichton 

An acclaimed author, screenwriter, director and producer. He has written many famous books such as Jurassic Park, Timeline, Next, Sphere, State of Fear etc. many of which have been made into feature films.

Crichton also created the hit television series ER.

He was born in Chicago and went to medical school, no doubt an inspiration for the scientific aspect of most of his works that he combines with thriller fiction.

Crichton died at age 66 of Lymphoma in 2008, yet two novels will/have been published since his death, including Pirate Latitudes

"Hey, have you read Michael Crichton's book Timeline yet?"

"Yeah, it was pretty intense. And he somehow made history and quantum physics actually interesting. I know, weird..."

Michael Crichton by Frankhenkleinn January 13, 2010

Crickter

People at school who don’t shower, wear big headphones around the hallway, wear the same zip up jacket to school everyday. Just weird, socially awkward people who ask the teacher if they had homework due and don’t play sports

“Wow, he’s such a crickter” or “That was a Crickter move”

Crickter by Miss. Crickter February 14, 2021

Michael Crichton'd 

When an author gets revenge on someone they hate by inserting them into a book and making them a horrible person.

Named after Michael Crichton, who put one of his critics into his next book and made him into a baby rapist with a small penis.

In Crichton's defense, the critic was a toolbag.

Laura: Hi, remember me? You used to mock me back in Junior High.

Gwen: Yeah, so what?

Laura: I published a book and decided to feature you as a character. You have a mustache, saggy tits, and you're romantically interested in sheep.

Gwen: Aw, shit!

Laura: You've been Michael Crichton'd, bitch!

Michael Crichton'd by Slartibartfast11 January 2, 2010

cricuholic 

One who owns 4 or more cricut machines and actually can use them at the same time.

I believe I may be a cricuholic because I eat, sleep and ... with my cricut machines. I even secretly have names for my little baby machines.

cricuholic by t-dub71 December 27, 2010