Circut 

The action by a company or individual to purposely break a product electronically or physically in a method that prevents consumers from using a working, already purchased item: see also DRM

Boy Dymo really circut themselves by making paper not work in their new printers didn't they?

Circut by DataisaLie March 20, 2022

circut city 

When 10 men are all haveing ass sex with eachother in a circle. And they all cum in a line.
NIIICEEE.

Guy 1:"Mmm that circut city last night was good"
Guy 2:"Yeah u kno it"
Guy 3:"should we do it again tonight?"
Guy 4:" HELL YEAH!"
Flarb:"Should i bring the lube?"

circut city by silllly man October 5, 2007

open circut 

When someone falls during a closed circut.

J: shit I fell!
R: great now we have an open circut

open circut by Tolverten September 16, 2018

Circular Argument 

An argument that goes nowhere. Though a person believes he or she is arguing a point, the argument does not progress because the individual provides the same point for the effect as he/she does for the cause (i.e., the effect is just the cause stated in different words). In short, what is given as the effect is already made obvious--either overtly or implicitly--by the supporting reason provided.

To say, "I didn't like that movie because it was really bad," is to provide a premise in support of the opinion that goes without saying. It goes without saying that if one does not like the movie, he/she will not believe the movie is good. Likewise, statements such as "I am Bainz, so I am drunk," "I enjoy listening to music when I study because music helps me to study," and "I wear Fant-Ho shades because they're the best shades" are equally circular in nature. A true argument would supply support that explains WHY Bainz is always drunk, HOW music helps the person's study habits, and WHAT makes Fant-Ho shades better than other brands.

Dumb people write circular arguments.

Swain stated the obvious when he made the circular argument, "I am Swain; therefore, I am a clown-bitch." I was like, duh!

Circular Argument by P'tainz August 18, 2013

Chameleon Circuit 

A component of a TARDIS which allows it to change shape to match its surroundings and remain inconspicuous. The circuit on the Doctor's TARDIS has malfunctioned, leaving it stuck in the shape of a 1960s style British police box. Not to be confused with British trock band chameleon circuit

The Doctor: "My chameleon circuit hasn't worked since 1963"

Chameleon Circuit by TheMrJay8 September 8, 2012

The Circumstances

An unofficial name for the tumultuous events of 2020 and onward, coined by Conan O’Brian in a viral tweet responding to a restaurant’s sign stating that “There have been price increases to original menu due to the circumstances.”

“Grandad, what were you doing in your 20s?”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”

The Circumstances by ragonkmasterp1 July 10, 2022

Radical circumcision 

Radical circumcision...a really tight circumcision that leaves absolutely no loose skin, it usually entails complete excision of the frenum. Not seen so often these days, but frequently requested by men with a circumcision fetish.

His cock is skinned so tight it must have been a radical circumcision.

Radical circumcision by Peter Smooth. April 19, 2012