2 definitions by Paq130
When you lose your significant other to a Cricut.
Signs your a cricut window:
Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.
Signs your a cricut window:
Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.
Where has his wife been?
Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.
Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.
by Paq130 December 30, 2019
The Husband of an OnlyFans model. The next level up from Instagram Boyfriend.
OnlyFans Husbands can be seen not only taking pictures and videos for thier wife's OnlyFans site but also will be busy editing video and setting up lighting equipment.
Most OnlyFans Husbands are also in the lifestyle as they support and promote thier wife's slutty ways.
OnlyFans Husbands can be seen not only taking pictures and videos for thier wife's OnlyFans site but also will be busy editing video and setting up lighting equipment.
Most OnlyFans Husbands are also in the lifestyle as they support and promote thier wife's slutty ways.
He was going to come hang out with us tonight but he needed to record his wife rubbing her clit off with a Hitachi, such is the life of an OnlyFans Husband.
by Paq130 October 15, 2020