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The Spanish equivalent of Cunt. Is also commonly used as an exclamation of frustration.
Oye que Crica!
Crica by Fromdaashes87 December 19, 2015
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Cuban word for pussy(informal)
Synonymous: formal:vagina
Concha: Argentina.
Panocha: México.
Other informal synonimous: bollo, papaya, toto, chocha.
Variations can be used to exagerate: cricón, cricaza ---> big pussy.
criquita---> small pussy.
Anoche le mamé la crica como por 2 horas.
Last night I ate her pussy for 2 hours.
Crica by MannyManiac October 22, 2018
In Spanish, slang or vernacular term for 'pussy,' but intended to derogate, ridicule, or for conversational impact. Choca is the more conversational and contemporary or casual term.
"That bitch is such a fuckin crica;" as opposed to "You're such a silly choca."
Crica by kimby1 March 31, 2016
A críca is a Spanish word used for a specific body part penis, vagina, other. It's used when you don't want people around you to know what your talking about, so you can keep your business secret.
Hey guys I might not come to the party tonight because my críca is a bit infected.

I really need to shave my críca tonight!
Críca by Imaquack February 27, 2017

crica tu madre 

1. Puerto Rican for "Your mom's cooch".
2. An expression of frustration or anger, like "me cago en diez".
1. You: Sabes que yo quiero?
Friend: Que?
You: La crica tu madre!
2. I scream "la crica tu madre" when I'm frustrated in traffic.
crica tu madre by Sparko March 28, 2008

The Squids from Chicago 

Popular punk band from Chicago from 1990-2002, featuring Joey Spatafora on lead vocals, Billy (People are Still Having Sex) LaTour, Emery Yost on bass, Scott Bahry, Bob Fesus and Judy Johnson. Spatafora recently wrote and stars in an upcoming indie cult film, "The Good Food Guy And The Doo Doo King", along with Bahry. LaTour wrote most of the original score for the film. The Squids greatest hits cd is called "4 Floors Of Whores" on Hot Dog Water Records. Known best for their hits "Bad Haircut" , "The Harmonica Song", and "Every Time She Calls My Name" otherwise known as "The Boner Song".
The Squids from Chicago are the original Squids, and all the other bands who say they are Squids, are really not.