who dennis green thought they were
"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"
by mark twain racist October 29, 2008
The Chicago Bears are a professional American football team based in Chicago, Illinois. They are currently members of the Northern Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL) and the current National Football Conference Champions. The Bears have won nine Professional American Football league championships (eight NFL Championships and Super Bowl XX) trailing only the Green Bay Packers, who have twelve. The Bears have the most enshrinees in the Pro Football Hall of Fame with twenty-six members.

The club was founded in Decatur, Illinois in 1919 and moved to Chicago in 1921. From 1971 to the present, save for the 2002 season, the team has played its home games at Soldier Field in Chicago. The stadium is located next to Lake Michigan and was recently remodeled in a controversial modernization that has attempted to bring stadium amenities expected by today's fans to a historic Chicago building. The team also has a fierce, long-standing rivalry with the Green Bay Packers, with whom they have played over one hundred seventy games.

On February 4, 2007, the club will be playing in its second ever Super Bowl. The club will take on the Indianapolis Colts in Super Bowl XLI. This will be the club's twelfth NFL Championship game.
Also, I find it necessary to add that the Bears are the 2006 NFC champs, and that all you people who doubted them are "fucking stupid". And also, when they wint the Superbowl, you will all feel even more stupid, and us Southsiders will be in a feeling of ecstasy.
Instead of worshipping God, why not worship da bears? ditka ditka chicago bears
by da bearsssssss January 27, 2007
A "professional" football team from the NFC North division of the NFL, hailing from Chicago Illinois, the armpit of America. The Bears are one one of the most overrated teams in NFL history. The only admirable records the Bears hold are due to longevity in the league. The Bears believe in running the football and playing tough defense, which is fitting since they hail from crime ridden Chicago where many of their fans must do the same. The Bears won 9 total championships, but have managed only one Superbowl despite being one of the top ten wealthiest NFL teams. The Bears have not fielded a decent offense, EVER. The Bears fanbase are a bunch of racist and obnoxious people who live in the "City of Big WOMEN Shoulders" and who also enjoy throwing cups of beer at little old ladies in the stands at their home dump, Soldier Field. The Bears are the only team in the NFL who have a recorded song named after them, which is "The Bears Still Suck" by the Happy Schnapps combo. The Bears organization is usually heavily influenced by their city's pompous media.
by Stevie Bartman March 14, 2007
A team that continues to live in and dwell on their past accomplishments.
A team that went 13-3 and did it all without a good offense, they lived off of their Defense and then tore it all apart the following off-season.
A team that will NEVER get back to their glory days, no matter which DEFENSIVE or OFFENSIVE coordinator they hire in place of John Shoop

Also see Chicago Cubs
Oh ya? Well, look at 1985 and 1986, those were hella good years. What has your team done?
by PACK ATTACK February 3, 2004
The greatest football team ever.
Beat the odds of all the pricks by trashing the "Come too far to lose, Greatest Story in the NFL, Inspirational return, Americas Team" New Orleans Saints 39-14, and making it to their first super bowl in 21 years.
So, who do thinks gonna win the NFC Championship game.

Im gonna have to go with the Saints 900-nothing because theyre just so inspirational, and theyve come to far to lose, and quite possibly the greatest comeback team in NFL history, plus the Chicago Bears look to shakey.

*1 Day Later*
Touchdown Thomas Jones! Making the final score here, Chicago Bears, 39, Saints, 14.
by Nate Johanson January 22, 2007
Monsters of the Midway, beeeeoooottchhhes..... NFC North champs 2006... you heard it hear first...
Chicago bears rolled over the Green Bay fudgepackers, yet again
by teabag September 22, 2006
The 2006 (yes, 06, not 07) NFC champs.
What now? The Chicago Bears are going to Miami.
by Adrian January 22, 2007