cret 

Idiot, fool, short for Cretin.

"Oi you almost ran over that cat, you great cret!"

cret by Scalamoosh April 28, 2004

cret 

To 'cret' is to feel a desire/thirst/need (generally for cannabis). To be 'creeted' is to have had that need met; to be satisfied/contented. Origin: East Oxford, '90s.

James: I cret for a zoot
Amit: *produces baggy* bro, check the crystals in that shit!
James: that creets me

cret by curtisjibson October 2, 2007

Cret 

A person that is prude but all the hotties love him. Many people are like this, as i know many. They usually have some fucking stupid comeback when you make fun of their prudeness like, "Do ya smell me dawg?!" or some other lame shit.

Jamie: I'll ask Shawna out tonight, dawg.

Chris: That's what you said the first eight times.

Jamie: I'm serious this time.

Chris: OOOkay (sarcastically)

-NEXT DAY-

Chris: Did you ask her out last night.

Jamie: Well... (a few lame-ass excuses later...)

Chris: You're a cret.

Cret by wetdickallnight August 6, 2009

Cret-Bag 

cret-bag is a combination of a cretin and a douchebag. cret-bags are known to be absolute crets.

You are an absolute cret-bag

Look at that cret-bag

Cret-Bag by the sweede August 19, 2009

i have a big c cret 

A massive cock

"I have a big secret..."
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"

I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks

i have a big c cret by Stupid cock June 30, 2017

Raci-cret

(Pronounced Rays-E-Cret) Portmanteau of racist and secret used to refer to when a racist person tries to make themself look tolerant, this is an alternate to "Closet Racist" as that phrase might overlap with the term used for when queer people are in the closet about their gender/sexuality/etc.

(and also because Jon Doe says "all functioning human beings are Closet Racists" WTF no they're not you moron)

"My uncle doesn't act kindly towards the chinese but he says he respects all religions... except for satanism (which he uses as a buzzword for any progressive denomination of religion) apparently... clearly he has a Raci-cret to hide"

Raci-cret by AndrejusYT December 24, 2024

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you 

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you by notjakelmao November 4, 2020