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cret by Scalamoosh April 28, 2004
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To 'cret' is to feel a desire/thirst/need (generally for cannabis). To be 'creeted' is to have had that need met; to be satisfied/contented. Origin: East Oxford, '90s.
James: I cret for a zoot
Amit: *produces baggy* bro, check the crystals in that shit!
James: that creets me
Amit: *produces baggy* bro, check the crystals in that shit!
James: that creets me
cret by curtisjibson October 2, 2007
Cret
A person that is prude but all the hotties love him. Many people are like this, as i know many. They usually have some fucking stupid comeback when you make fun of their prudeness like, "Do ya smell me dawg?!" or some other lame shit.
Jamie: I'll ask Shawna out tonight, dawg.
Chris: That's what you said the first eight times.
Jamie: I'm serious this time.
Chris: OOOkay (sarcastically)
-NEXT DAY-
Chris: Did you ask her out last night.
Jamie: Well... (a few lame-ass excuses later...)
Chris: You're a cret.
Chris: That's what you said the first eight times.
Jamie: I'm serious this time.
Chris: OOOkay (sarcastically)
-NEXT DAY-
Chris: Did you ask her out last night.
Jamie: Well... (a few lame-ass excuses later...)
Chris: You're a cret.
Cret by wetdickallnight August 6, 2009
Cret-Bag
Cret-Bag by the sweede August 19, 2009
i have a big c cret
"I have a big secret..."
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"
I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks
"What is it?"
"Its a 'C' cret."
"Huh?"
"For fucks sake it's a COCK!!!!!! A 'C' cret youngucking cunt!!!!"
I have a big c cret is usually associated with big cocks
i have a big c cret by Stupid cock June 30, 2017
Raci-cret
(Pronounced Rays-E-Cret) Portmanteau of racist and secret used to refer to when a racist person tries to make themself look tolerant, this is an alternate to "Closet Racist" as that phrase might overlap with the term used for when queer people are in the closet about their gender/sexuality/etc.
(and also because Jon Doe says "all functioning human beings are Closet Racists" WTF no they're not you moron)
(and also because Jon Doe says "all functioning human beings are Closet Racists" WTF no they're not you moron)
"My uncle doesn't act kindly towards the chinese but he says he respects all religions... except for satanism (which he uses as a buzzword for any progressive denomination of religion) apparently... clearly he has a Raci-cret to hide"
Raci-cret by AndrejusYT December 24, 2024