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neobrat quickpost cryptics 

People whose posts in public forums, in the interest of saving time (at most a matter of seconds), are severely abbreviated and mispunctuated (often via a quickpost application) to the point where they are barely intelligible, if at all. Sometimes these people cannot spell or read to begin with, and they insist on using slang and/or all caps. The nightmarish "finished product" of such posts may actually cause the astute reader to experience migraines and epileptic seizures. I first heard the term used by OwlHoot on sci.tech-archive.net.
neobrat quickpost cryptic 1: 4xampl,thos who rite lik this.u get it,the worse of the worse,tho there r
other xampls not as bad.want more neobrat quickpost virtuosities sent 2 u? (OwlHoot)

neobrat quickpost cryptic 2: LMFAO...@ THESE BRAWDZ...DELET ME BLOK ME...IDGAF...BUT I TELL U ONE THING WHEN SEE DONT UTTER TO YO TO SAY SHYT 2 ME...DNT TRY TO ACT LIKE WE FAM OR FRENDS...CUZ I DNT FUC WIT BOOGI ASS HOES ANY WAY! SO KEEP MINE UP OUT YO MOUF...CUZ I WILL MAKE A TRIP! IT AINT NEVA EEN NO HO N ME! NOW RUN TELL DAT! SHO (lamebook)

Crêpeist 

When someone does things to a crepe without consent
See that dude with the crêpe? Well hes a Crêpeist
Crêpeist by Crêpeist October 7, 2017
The act of speaking in a cryptic manner.
He needs to stop speaking in cryptics.
cryptics by Mercedes August 6, 2004
one who makes crepes.

often makes flat pastries so delicious that to eat one would be considered statutory rape of the taste buds.
France is known for being the home of many notorious crepeists

that was yummy! I am a great crepeist!
crepeist by emzainspace September 8, 2011
A French person that is convicted of sexual assault.
When a man in France groped a woman's breasts, the woman called the man a crepeist and called the police.
crepeist by FrostyHotSauce October 12, 2011
someone or something that is considered creepy or weird
Brian is the most creptical person I know.
Creptical by CrepticalPoem March 17, 2020