Crench

To have an intense Slurpee craving.

To crave a Slurpee.

"Oh man, i'm crenching so hard right now."

by IReDanKuLouS January 11, 2010

Crench

A very smooth poon

That pussy is crench af

by Poononastick September 5, 2016

Crench

If you don't know what this mean, then you're crench

That Henry guy cried when he got the tattoo, what a crench.

by Quasghhs October 28, 2021

Incel creche

An incel creche is any online space populated almost entirely by incels, where they can hang out to chat, and feel safe to be their true selves, trade in-jokes and outrage, and to be free from any risk of challenging ideas or criticism.

If you're in-game chat stream is full of bile such as tirades against minority representation, rants that diversity is destoying gaming, homophobic slurs, or outrage at the "woke nonsense" that results ina having a female NPC in a non-sexual role, then you may have accidentally wandered into the incel creche.

"Yeah, I was watching Michael does Life's live stream of Gamescom, but had to kill the live chat - when the Call of Duty preview showed that female sniper it was clear from the misogynistic ranting that I'd stumbled into the incel creche"

by RobertAntonWilson August 27, 2021

cruncheesey

Any yummy food that's crunchy and cheese flavored.

Doritos and Cheetos are cruncheesey:)

by jpg3 January 25, 2014

Croncho Broncho

A god that is the most powerful creature. Many of his followers are from near the Wisconsin area. A small cult of 4 people who started this pack. K, K, M, and C.

Croncho Broncho is my ultimate daddy.

God I love Croncho Broncho.

by Croncho Broncho follower May 20, 2022

Spine crunch

Porking someone really, really aggressively in the arse. So much so that one could easily imagine the vertebrae in their spine being crushed making a rather pleasant warm feeling in my trousers... I mean a crunching sound in their spine. Sorry.

Down at the beach (probably alone), "Jesus! Look at how smooth her skin is. The one in the green bikini. I'd like to spine crunch her good and proper. Yeah, 'cos women are things."

by Jimmy the Jap December 16, 2011