Creepoluga 

The man who defies reality and has been nullifying every single internet joke with logic. Some may refer him as the one who has the essence of the universe in his blood. Though he does not think highly of himself and rather calls himself a usual person he stands out from all the other ones who think highly of themselves and rather call them “peasants” because of their egoism for themselves. He has no intentions of being a “pure” gentlemen because of him already knowing that this society has evolved throughout the years from the beginning of the world to the day we are now.

Creepoluga makes fun of the whole perfect name trope

Creepoluga by Someoneyoumightnotknowlol January 15, 2019

Creepola 

Urban slang mainly used in the San Gabriel Valley region of Los Angeles County. It is used to describe someone who frequently makes inappropriate sexual advances to members of the opposite sex. Usually sang Mimicking the Ricola cough drop commercials. Long version of creep.

Hey that guy Armando is a fuckin' "Creepola".

Creepola by Steven Robbins March 2, 2007

creepologist 

Creepology is the scientific study of an organism's vital functions, including growth and development, breast size, the absorption and processing of semen, the synthesis and distribution of penises and other organic molecules, the functioning of different clitoral development stages, and other physical features. Creepologists studie the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of female bodies. All this is subjected to an undercover manner.

Abzilla to Deltoidasourous: wow look over there at horses dad he's sitting on a deck chair with a newspaper at this triathlon, in a prime viewing position.
Deltoidasourous to Abzilla: Yep, he sure is a good Creepologist. Wish i was as skilled as him.

creepologist by abzilla June 17, 2011