creepologist 

Creepology is the scientific study of an organism's vital functions, including growth and development, breast size, the absorption and processing of semen, the synthesis and distribution of penises and other organic molecules, the functioning of different clitoral development stages, and other physical features. Creepologists studie the normal mechanical, physical, and biochemical processes of female bodies. All this is subjected to an undercover manner.

Abzilla to Deltoidasourous: wow look over there at horses dad he's sitting on a deck chair with a newspaper at this triathlon, in a prime viewing position.
Deltoidasourous to Abzilla: Yep, he sure is a good Creepologist. Wish i was as skilled as him.

creepologist by abzilla June 17, 2011

Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Creeptologist

One who studies creeping, creepiness, and, of course, creepers.

Jim: How you know about me looking into that one girl's room?

Bob: I told you, I'm that creeptologist!

Creeptologist by creeptologist 101 May 20, 2010

cheekologist

A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.

Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.

cheekologist by BCMQhatersforever February 11, 2005