is a male ruff neck/redneck, who is a low class liar. Worse than your average redneck, because his word has no value. Most likely will be pretending to be living a life thats not his own.
Usually referrd to any girl you can call at any time and get them to meet you at a creek nearby so you can bang her brains out or whatever you want from her and she will do it no matter what. Pretty much a rednecks prostitute that generally doesn't look that well and you keep her on tha down low but if she's a sexy creekdonk then you brag about tha creekdonk your bangin.
Dude 1"Sup bro what we doin taday?"
Dude 2"Ima call us up each a Ceekdonk and get them to meet us at Savage Creek and they gonna do whatever we please dude."
Dude 1"Hell yeah dude call them creekdonks they already know whatsup."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.