Creedin 

A cross between a cretin and his creed.

A creedin is a person affected by startling bewilderment caused by believing with great enthusiasm in concepts, dogmas or assumptions based only on personal conviction or to the sole authority of those who have set out these concepts or assumptions, beyond the existence of any evidence for or against such ideas and especially beyond common sense.

The creedin is the quintessence of synthesis: when he speaks he says nothing.

Your brother is a creedin: he dumped logic to pursue imagination. From this union faith was born.

If you seek an afterlife because this one is not enough, it means that you are a creedin.

Creedin by Agghiashanti April 16, 2014

Creepin Jesus

Creepin Jesus is a term used by the tow trucking industry to describe those who who are act as their dogsbody. The Creepin Jesus is never allowed to perform anything but the most basic of menial tasks, yet they think that they are invaluable to the industry and can often be heard telling whoever will listen, how many friends they have and how important they are. Sometimes the Creepin Jesus will take exception to their name, so other names, such as Bozo and Fuckhead are often substituted. It is easy to identify a Creepin Jesus. Just look for someone in a wheelchair and the Creepin Jesus will be the one running away.

They call him Creepin, Creepin Jesus.

Creepin Jesus by Kung Of The Duckheads August 26, 2019

red light creeping 

One or more slight forward movements by a motorist stopped at a red traffic light. A futile demonstration of impatience in the false hope that doing so will somehow cause the light to turn green sooner than by remaining stationary.

I watched a driver move completely into a busy intersection by red light creeping.

red light creeping by Carlinfan December 5, 2010

you're creeping me out! 

To make someone feel really uncomfortable or nervous

By the weird look on your face you're creeping me out!

you're creeping me out! by workwithankur September 13, 2013

creeping turner 

A creeping Turner is a betting phrase used first in Thailand then more in the UK meaning a fun bet which starts small but then escalates to mammoth proportions through doubling up or adding to the original bet over time. Many people who have experienced creeping turner betting have described it as both terrifying but exciting

Ian had a creeping turner, he placed $5 about a month ago on Birmingham City winning the FA Cup and now he has $68000 riding on it!

I only wanted a fun bet but it ended up as a creeping turner! I got carried away and now am involved for thousands

creeping turner by GamblersRamblers February 10, 2014

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Greatest band in the world according to The Dude.

Creedence Clearwater Revival, greatest band in world man.

Creedence Clearwater Revival by Walter&Donny October 28, 2010

creeping hand 

the hand of a heterosexual male that starts to wander, communicating his desire to have intercourse with a female. typically happens when couple is in bed and often when female is half-asleep.

j: "honey, not now, i'm really tired."

m: "mmm, you smell so good baby..."

j: "i told you not now.. enough with the creeping hand! fuck!!"

m: "bitch"

creeping hand by choop April 14, 2008