Creaner

Creaner is similar to a person's nether region;
The person's backside right in between the cheeks where your breakfast comes out of;
The area where the sun doesn't shine on the human body (unless of course you're spread eagled, tied to four horses), like back in the Middle Ages when you were "hung, drawn & quartered"
Noun similar in meaning to Kyber or Kyber Pass

I kicked that ball fair up the Creaner!

When I went to the Doctor he said it was normal procedure to test my Prostate through my Creaner

by 4a1000years June 17, 2018

Ryan Creamer

The guy who actually fixes your pipes

Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

by Time for crab May 30, 2019

champagne creamer

When a man gets a blowjob and farts at the same time he ejaculates thus creating the effect of a champagne bottle being opened

Susie was givin me head last night and I farted right as I blew my load, it was a champagne creamer

by Kurt Inrod February 19, 2015

Skunked a creamer

Flatulation that causes the expulsion of semen that was acquired during anal sex.

Luckily I decided to wear panties to brunch because I just skunked a creamer.

by Gretchen0.0 November 3, 2017

creamery

A group of two or more guys masturbating, especially in an enclosed area.

John's room was a creamery as they watched Playboy.

by NB_Nathan December 20, 2007

plate cleaner

a hall of fame eater

Yo Stewart look at that big a** plate cleaner over there

by Stewart the plate cleaner May 28, 2018

The Double Creamer

Getting a blowjob while enjoying a delicious milshake

I took on a date to DQ and got the double creamer in the car.

by walshy1 May 28, 2014