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Creamy Poo 

poo what has a slight taste of cream
Creamy Poo by anonymous February 22, 2022
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ice cream poop 

The poop that doesnt let go so you have to pinch it off, making it look like soft ice cream from the venter(usually the chocolate ice cream)
Hey I would have ate your chocolate ice cream. Why did you put it in the shitter?
ice cream poop by Sam Barron January 28, 2005

Cream pool 

A pool of jizz on a girl or guy's body, typically on the belly or lower back.
Don't move until I get a towel or you'll spill the cream pool onto the bed sheets.
Cream pool by Golden Salpal August 5, 2016

cream poozled 

Emily goes out with a rich man, so she got cream poozled.
cream poozled by Natypoopoo April 10, 2023

Creampooh 

To nut in one's pants.
Also used in exageration, when something is really good.
1. She was so sexy that her touching my zipper made me creampooh
2. Grandma's thanksgiving turkey was so delicious I fucking creampoohed.

Creampooh 

Grandma's thanksgiving turkey was so delicious, it made me creampooh.

Creampoo pie

Once Kevin decided he was finished anally assaulting his mistress, he injected a creampoo pie
Creampoo pie by Zoranski sausage October 30, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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