Creampooh

To nut in one's pants.
Also used in exageration, when something is really good.

1. She was so sexy that her touching my zipper made me creampooh
2. Grandma's thanksgiving turkey was so delicious I fucking creampoohed.

by Winnie the creampooh August 7, 2018

Creampooh

To nut in one's pants

Grandma's thanksgiving turkey was so delicious, it made me creampooh.

by Winnie the creampooh August 7, 2018

creampop

That is, when a male ejaculates on another man's erect penis, and proceeds to use his mouth to remove said semen.

"I totally shot my load on that guy's cock, and then creampopped it."

by CreampopKing October 22, 2008

Creampoo pie

To nut in someone's asshole

Once Kevin decided he was finished anally assaulting his mistress, he injected a creampoo pie

by Zoranski sausage October 30, 2018

crapooh

Something crapooh or a crapooh situation is something so crap that one can't help it but adding a pooh of despair at the end of the word to accentuate their feelings. It also gives a funny turn to the word what with the crap+pooh amalgam and if you linger on the oo sound.

-Man, i wish i could come to that festie wit u but i gotta work this sucks man!
-Shit dude 3 whole days of live performances u gotta do something!
-I fucking can't my boss won't let me, it's crapooh that's what it is!

by Crissybix May 22, 2008

creampon

a tampon for sperm

it was leaking out so i put a creampon inside to stop it leaking.

by o.o"""" April 27, 2015

Creampostor

The Ruler of Kingdom cum, The OG Creamer, The one who creams, That Sussy Impostor that creams. The Creampie Baker. That one guy who produces enough cream for all the sperm banks. A person who is sus and horny at all times. A total bricktomaniac.

Damn, Tom‘s the Creampostor. Think he‘ll spare me some cream aswell? I want him to fill me with his delicious gobba gobba!!!

by le Crèmeposteur November 24, 2022