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Creamjob 

It’s the same as a blowjob but when you cum she doesn’t spit or swallow it. Instead she keeps blowing you will the cum still in her mouth to act as mouth lube do she can suck faster and deeper
Have you ever had a creamjob? It’s good.
Creamjob by PortalDM March 21, 2019
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Creamjob 

Kind of like a rimjob, however it requires the partner to have an STD, gonorrhea for example, then like a rimjob clean out the cream.
Have you ever given a creamjob?

Yeah, it was creamy, and I cleaned out the entire tube of infectious gonorrhea cream.
Creamjob by creamjob connoisseur December 1, 2022

Cherry ice cream job 

When you fuck your women on her period and got period blood on your dick hole and go to pull out and blow a load on her or her face with a blood and cum mixture.
Man last night I did a cherry ice cream job on heather's
Someone whos entire life is a lie. And takes your girlfriend.
Person 1: Hey look theres a Cremjob.
Person 2: Be wary of what he says and watch your girl.
Cremjob: Guys
Cremjob by jjj222 May 1, 2011

ice cream job 

When you give oral pleasure after eating ice cream leaving your mouth ice cold and sugary
"So my girlfriend gave me an ice cream job the other day. My dick was frozen for weeks!
ice cream job by Antiumone November 23, 2013

Cream Job 

Using 1 pint of your favorite ice cream, you soften it up in a microwave and then insert your hard penis into said ice cream, making it feel like a cold vaginal cavity. You can then place the container in between your matress or couch cushion and thrust your penis in and out of the ice cream container until your reach your orgasm.
My girlfriend wasn't up to sex last night so I was getting increasingly horny, so I decided to give myself a cream job... IT FELT SO GOOD!
Cream Job by Cfresh763 May 6, 2010

Cream job 

Receiving a handjob outside of your pants while you eat ice cream.
Today i got a "cream job" from the mail man.
Cream job by dahcmo September 4, 2016
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