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Someone whos entire life is a lie. And takes your girlfriend.
Person 1: Hey look theres a Cremjob.
Person 2: Be wary of what he says and watch your girl.
Cremjob: Guys
Cremjob by jjj222 May 1, 2011
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In the online multiplayer game Red Orchestra, the art of sprint-diving to prone and while in mid air, raising your iron sights so that you can shoot your intended target immediately upon landing. Invented and perfected by a player named Crim of the #1 clan, CoreNA.
I was sprinting through the forest and I saw a Russian, so I crimjobbed him.
crimjob by [11Pz]****Lemur October 18, 2006
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Creamjob 

It’s the same as a blowjob but when you cum she doesn’t spit or swallow it. Instead she keeps blowing you will the cum still in her mouth to act as mouth lube do she can suck faster and deeper
Have you ever had a creamjob? It’s good.
Creamjob by PortalDM March 21, 2019
When you're giving a juicy rimjob and decide to sprinkle crumbs on the anus.
Oh, Ivan, why does my asshole feel so crusty?
It's crimjob season, baby! Panko on deck.
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Creamjob 

Kind of like a rimjob, however it requires the partner to have an STD, gonorrhea for example, then like a rimjob clean out the cream.
Have you ever given a creamjob?

Yeah, it was creamy, and I cleaned out the entire tube of infectious gonorrhea cream.
Creamjob by creamjob connoisseur December 1, 2022
A word to describe something that is done with immense care and caution, done to exceed expectations.
James has done a crimjob.
crimjob by omirc March 22, 2021
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