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cream pie 

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!
Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.
cream pie by Fred October 11, 2003

cream pie 

A phrase originating from the adult industry in which the male ejaculates into his partner instead of pulling out.
Peter North gave Brianna Banks a mighty cream pie! She must've been leaking semen for days!
cream pie by eerie February 19, 2005

cream pie 

it's a pie, dirty minded people. A PIE.
person 1: want a cream pie?
person 2: sure, we gonna do it tonight? ;)
person 1: no, a literal cream pie.
cream pie by Angelica__Angel May 20, 2019

Cream pie 

It means to have a pie can or a pie pastry filled with whipped cream
whipped cream pie and flame bathed
Trust me it is nice. And don't Take it the dirty way
Cream pie by Imafukinsikcunt June 18, 2015

cream pie 

1.Often refered to as "traditional Sex" (or straight/anal sex in the adult industry) whereby the man shoots his seed inside of the pussy. The actual creampie or "proof" is the point when the man pulls out and the semen can be seen leeking out.
2. A less popular form of adult entertainment that relies more on the pill than on the rubber any mans fantasy
3. a shot inside of the Anus is still refered to as a creampie but should more commonly be called an Anal creampie. (whereby which a man jacks his load into the shithole of one desperate bitch
In my opinion the best kind of porn out there if i had to say anything and i aint no porn freak but it aint messy it doesnt gross you out (from looking at a guys fucking dick for 50% of the movie and girls excuse me im talking to the straight guys here) and it doesnt have all that wierd ass bull that comes out now adays (like foot sex arm sex farm sex you name it its been done)
cream pie by MK March 21, 2005

cream pie 

A pastry or pie that has a cream filling.
Gertcha, this chocolate ecclaire is the BEST CREAM PIE I've ever had!
cream pie by Roger McTodger July 1, 2006
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