Cream of Mushroom 

A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

Cream of Mushroom by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

Cream of mushroom 

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

Cream of mushroom by Finger food November 12, 2020

Cream of Mushroom 

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

Cream of Mushroom by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

Cream of Mushroom Slap 

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.

Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.

Cream of Mushroom Slap by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012

cream of mushroom stamp 

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.

i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

cream of mushroom stamp by treborekim January 30, 2007

cream of mushroom soup 

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

Cream of Mushroom Soup 

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010