Cream of Mushroom

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A thick, heavy load of cum aka jizz, semen, spoo, baby batter, load, spooge, spunk, splooge, man gravy, skeet, ejaculate, goo.

Tonya loved sucking cocks with big mushroom caps. She was never hesitant to take her cock sucking to completion and gobble down a hot, steamy serving of Cream of Mushroom.

Cream of Mushroom by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

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Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

Cream of mushroom by Finger food November 12, 2020

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Cream of Mushroom

The curse of calamity; uttering the words "cream of mushroom" invokes a wrathful curse upon the world. Each time it is uttered, something bad happens to someone in the world.

Example 1

Guy 1: hey jackass, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
Guy 2: cream of mushroom.
Guy 1 was then mauled to death by a bear in a gruesome manner.

Example 2

Guy 1: none can stop me now. I am the definition of godliness. Fall beneath me; cream of mushroom.

The world was then slowly ripped apart as the sky began to fall and magma charred the earth, leaving no survivors.

Cream of Mushroom by KodakBlack'sbuttcrack December 11, 2023

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Cream of Mushroom Slap

Similar to a mushroom slap but with the added bonus of doing it after you've ejaculated and your penis is covered in semen.

Guy 1: So how'd it go with Julia last night?

Guy 2: It was awesome!... Up until she just walked out after I Cream of Mushroom Slapped her in the face...

Guy 1: Rough dude. Guess she just isn't into that kind of stuff.

Cream of Mushroom Slap by SJ U KNOW August 11, 2012

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cream of mushroom stamp

the act of mushroom stamping the girl you are with right before you blow off your load. thus covering her face in your man juice.

i gave that girl a cream of mushroom stamp because she wouldn't shut up.

cream of mushroom stamp by treborekim January 30, 2007

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cream of mushroom soup

Often offered to a girl as a more than healthy dose of some of that sticky icky from your mushroom cap right down her throat after being on a long hiatus from sexual relations.

After months of anticipation Eva was anxious to try Julian's main course, his cream of mushroom soup

cream of mushroom soup by Duane Dinio July 24, 2008

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Cream of Mushroom Soup

When a girl is sucking you off, you bust in her face and then you mushroom stamp her.

Sandy, I got cream of mushroom souped last night!

Cream of Mushroom Soup by Lindsdawg February 21, 2010

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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